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“Guaranteed To be Funny! Clean! Fast-Paced & Engaging Without Having To Deal With A Cheap, Inexperienced Amateur!"
Dear Fair Manager,
How much is your reputation and success on the line, for your upcoming fair?
My name is Mike Van De Carr. May I ask you a question?
Which of the following, would be MOST beneficial to you, during your fair?
- Increased Attendance
- More Value for your dollar
- Clean Comedy
- Funny Situations
- Energizing Performances
- Engaging Presentations
- Bringing People Together
- Creating A Sense of Community
- Fast Paced Entertainment
- High Energy
- Getting People Excited
- Having People Proud To Be Part of Your Fair
...you are getting everything on that list, plus so much more!
My experience has helped create incredible events at:
* Fairs & Festivals
* Awards Banquets
* Holiday Parties
* Golf Tournaments
* Association Events
* Theme Parks
* and Private Events.
From the rich and famous to the guy next door. There’s nothing quite like comedy and magic to Engage... Excite... and Create A Sense of Community Among YOUR Guests.
I always deliver exactly what you want, guaranteed! Whether you need close-up magic, or a comedy & magic stage show.
If you want to host the most talked about event you’ve ever had? Then give me a CALL NOW at: (816) 288-3303
or E-mail: MikeVanDeCarr@gmail.com
What separates Crazy Mike V from everyone else?
My only concern is with your success…Making you look great…and making sure your guests have a great time. I make sure that everybody in the audience feels like they are the most important people in the world.
Why? Because they are.
Here's what a few of my satisfied clients have said:
“I get nothing but positive feedback from patrons who’ve seen Crazy Mike V’s show”
Barbara Geary, Entertainment Director Scarborough Renaissance Festival
“Mike is very professional. He has a clean, energetic and funny show” Bob Fricke, Fair Manager, Allen County Fair, Lima OH
“Your show was fun for everyone and I received a lot of positive feedback” Leanne Simmons, City of Clinton, MO
What Do You Get When You Hire Crazy Mike V?
An Unprecedented Risk-Free, Money-Back Guarantee: “I offer you a 100% risk-free, money-back guarantee. You and your guests will love my performance. If your guests aren’t thanking you for having me there, you don’t owe me a dime.”
Clean Comedy: I know the importance of making people laugh. I do it in a way that never crosses the line of becoming offensive. With your reputation and respect among your peers, you can’t afford to take any risks. An entertainer who uses clean humor is difficult to come by these days, and I am proud to be one of the few.
Mind Blowing Magic: Are you are looking to entertain a small group? A full-size theatre? Your guests will experience an amazing, amusing and mystifying performance. I deliver the highest level of sleight-of-hand magic. Combine that with engaging presentations and fun interactions... It's a guaranteed, winning formula!
Mysteries of the Mind: Your guests will be talking for a long time wondering “How did he know what I was thinking.”
A Proven Entertainment Track Record: I have 20+ years of entertainment experience. I've performed in almost every known venue. BIG and small. I have references you can call, as well. I’ve performed for some of the most wealthy and prestigious corporations and people in the world. I've also taken the time to bring smiles to the homeless and downtrodden, as well. I have used clean comedy and magic to lift the spirits of people from all walks of life.
I am NOT a Diva: LOL… I am here to serve you! I will not be making any special requests for a bowl of M&M’s with all the blue ones removed. I am very down to earth... approachable... and looking forward to helping you make your event a celebration of fun memories.
My FULL Guarantee: I guarantee you will be 100% satisfied with the entertainment. If not, the entire performance will be at no charge to you.
Get this... At any time! Even if after a full 12 months, you look back and feel I failed to deliver on my promise... Let me know and I'll issue you a prompt and courteous refund of the full performance fee.
Now, ask ANY other entertainer, if they are willing to make you that kind of offer. Let me know what they say!
Is this fair or what?
What this means for you is:You get Hilarious Comedy and Amazing magic! The kind of entertainment that will:
* Bring Together...
* Help Celebrate with...
* High Energy...
* Clean Comedy and Magic…
ALL AT MY RISK!
AND, if I don’t produce the results you desire, I want you to ask for your money back. No questions asked!
There is no risk, whatsoever on your part. The burden to deliver is on me. If you don’t get the kind of entertainment you desire then I’m the loser, not you.
Look at it this way: Your reputation... integrity... and trust among your peers are not something to scoff at, is it? I will go out of my way to make you look great, guaranteed!
Give Me A Call Today at (816) 288-3303
Or E-mail at MikeVanDeCarr@gmail.com
It would be irresponsible Not To Invest In Crazy Mike V. TODAY!!! He delivers High Quality, Professional, Clean Corporate Entertainment.
Let's Make Your Event A Smashing Success!
For Availability, CALL NOW, 816-288-3303
or E-mail: MikeVanDeCarr@gmail.com
Get ready to have people telling you what an awesome job you did with the entertainment. Your guests will be talking about your incredible event for a very long time!
Mike Van De Carr
P.S. Imagine this... You'll finally be able to sit back, relax and have some fun.
CALL NOW!!! 816-288-3303
For less than a cup of coffee a day, you can
by feeding a family
of 4 for a year